Babe of the Week

Drastic Times Call for Drastic Measures: A Tribute to Jessicahh.

I, personally, don't find Tim Tebow attractive, whatsoever. After being constantly badgered by "Jessicahh," I simply could deal with it no longer. I had no choice but to succumb to her whim. This is the reason why the Babe of the Week isn't someone undeniably gorgeous, eloquent, and charismatic but rather the caveman Jesus-freak, Tim Tebow. Maybe, in a certain light, he could be considered somewhat attractive. Maybe if you have a fetish with neanderthals.Maybe if you're into caveman-lookin' mofos. Maybe if you adore the way his neck and head carry on the same diameter. Maybe if you don't mind how annoying it is having to wait for him to finish praying after every damn point is scored [this is no offense to others who follow the word of the lord. I mean no disrespect; he's a good guy. Although I'd find it more suitable as to pray before or after a game, that'd be nice, but apparently he finds it joyous as to waste people's time -"ain't nobody got time fo' dat"] I guess he could be cute to some people. If  Tom Hardy had an affair with an anteater, you would get Tim Tebow. He's not really my type. I'm sure he's very nice, though. Kudos, Tim, you got lucky.
                       -He's a solid 2/3 of a Babe.
                         The Council of Babes