Babe of the Week

Give Me Liberty Or Give Me Bale!

 It's pretty obvi that Christian Bale was bound to be Babe of the Week at some point [his name is the blog, duh]. Who can deny his place here? No one, absolutely no one. Although there have been stories; he's short-tempered, rude, overrated...violent, etc. etc. regardless of the possibility of these allegations being true, I simply do not give a damn. This man has the right to act as he pleases, he has earned it through his amazing work. From such diverse roles in his early career such as: Jamie Graham in Empire of the Sun, Demetrius in  A Midsummer Night's Dream, Arthur Stuart in Velvet Goldmine, and the infamous Patrick Bateman in American Psycho, to the more recognizable roles such as: Alfred Borden in The Prestige, Dicky Eklund in The Fighter [a role where he earned himself an Oscar for Best Supporting Actor] and, of course, Bruce Wayne in the latest Batman movies. He is ridiculously close to a Double Babe [refer to The Babe Graph], all because of his remarkable talent as an actor... and, of course, he's absolutely gorgeous. The man has the bone structure of an angular John Stamos, the thick lustrous hair of Michael Bolton, the smooth evenly-tanned skin of a Brazilian Tina Fey, the tastefully hairy arms of a 45 year-old Italian woman, and, let's not forget, the ability to grow glossy facial hair that would put Sir Dumbledore to shame. Kudos, Bale.
               -I hope you don't mind that I put down in words, how wonderful life is while you're in the world.

                                           The Council of Babes.