Babe of the Week

Goodness Gracious Great Balls O' Fire! (no pun intended.)

Dear lord, if there were enough words in the mutha fuckin' dictionary to describe the overall perfection of this man...

Mark Wahlberg. Two simple pronouns that stand for so much more. Oscar-worthy gold. Killer abs. A smile that makes you want to rethink your whole life. Producer of Entourage. All around good ol' fashion American guy from Boston. We all remember of when this young lad first came out into the spotlight, not originally known as Mark Wahlberg, but as Marky Mark, the bad to the bone white rapper. To be honest, he didn't inherit the same talent for music as, let's say, his brother, Donnie Wahlberg, did. But then again, Donnie didn't inherit the same acting talent as Mark, which more than makes up for it. He has a true rags-to-riches story; in this case, the rags being a sucky music career and the riches being an accomplished career as both an actor and producer, which more than makes up for it. Mark Wahlberg has worked with some pretty big names in this industry; those names being Leonardo Dicaprio, in both, The Basketball Diaries and The Departed ( a role which earned him a steady nomination for Best Supporting Actor), Julianne Moore and Burt Reynolds in Boogie Nights, where he was shown as a floppy-haired, adorable-faced, puppy-eyed, naive latte man in the backdoor closet of the 1970's porn industry. It was but a work truly worthy of the Academy's eyes. He also produced and acted in The Fighter, a movie based on a true story of Dicky Eklund, ex-boxer, current dope fiend, and his brother, Mickey Ward. This movie was one of which the gorgeous Christian Bale profited an Oscar for Best Supporting Actor. 

He has proven himself to be quite worthy of the big screen and not just some other washed up heathen on pre- reality show encased MTV.

Also, as an extra, he has/ or had, the best body in the Milky Way Galaxy; a constellation of pure beauty, so immaculate that even the gods themselves would turn there heads away in utter envy at the site of the body and face that they cannot obtain themselves. The way the contours of his body compliment themselves bring forth the idea that, "beauty is also art." The contrast of shadows and such of his abdominal muscles resemble the majestic crevices of old America, the Grand Canyon, if you will.
                                            -Say "hi" to your mother for me.
                                                    A.